Dear FDA, I’m not generally prone to political activism or mommy blogging, but how in the world is mayonnaise still legal?  While making a tuna fish sandwich today, I looked at the label, just for kicks.  Seriously, 10g of FAT in ONE TABLESPOON?  I don’t care if that’s “good fat” or “bad fat”…it’s FAT.  15% of your daily allowance of FAT in ONE TABLESPOON.  And you wonder why we have a national epidemic of cankles?!

From this day forward, I will never, ever knowingly eat mayonnaise again.  There, I said it.